Do Borowitz Report:
"The lawsuit filed yesterday by O.J. Simpson publisher Judith Regan against her former employer, Rupert Murdoch, has created a “difficult personal dilemma for me,” Satan said in a press conference today. For the Prince of Darkness, who has had longstanding ties to both Ms. Regan and Mr. Murdoch, the lawsuit “leaves me feeling very much caught in the middle,” Satan told reporters."
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